Denver Guitarist Needed

We are seeking a lead guitarist for a busy original band as soon as possible. Prefer someone who is not in any other bands and has at least ten years experience, knows how to use the internets, and is of sound mind and body. We also need you to have a dry sense of humor, presence, and can dress up well. Oh, and can learn songs and improvise.
It’s not for a friend. It’s for my band.
Please send any leads to
Females encouraged to apply. Good looking men also are also encouraged.

If you are not familiar with our band, fake it.